lol. my friend was asking me to send him some stuff, and he was doubting what i sent him was what he wanted.. so let me paste the convo in here (: really funny.

Adrian:
you shuldnt have downloaded from me
everything had a virus in it

Friend says:
i dling a song wad..

Adrian:
thats why the files were so big

Friend says:
REALLY/
?

Adrian:
yeah
delete now and scan your computer for viruses

Friend says:
oh shit
r u kidding?

Adrian:
no i bluff for what
i was very annoyed

Friend says:
!!!
EVEn though it got virus how come can still hear?

Adrian:
so
got virus means cannot hear ar

Friend says:
can?
damn
but my norton anti virus expire
cos pple tell me viruses not that impt anymore

Adrian:
lol
they lied
have fun with your comp man

Friend says:
omg
adrian
pls help me
why you send me viruses...

Adrian:
because you annoyed me

Friend says:
what?
how?

Adrian:
i dunno
just got annoyed

Friend says:
not fair
if my computer screws up

Adrian:
never mess with a geek

Friend says:
ull get hell tomorow

Adrian:
okay lor

Friend says:
AHHH
y?

Adrian:
what could possibly happen to me
and i can't go tomorrow anyway.
had to go for some
scholarship test
have to*
rather
lovely
this is a dormant virus

Friend says:
ur lying
i dun think you would send me a virus

Adrian:
why wouldnt i

Friend says:
hmm
let me scan those files you sent me

Adrian:
scan lor
lol
without the latest updates you can't get anything on any virus

Friend says:
updates?

Adrian:
nortons?
dude
everyone should have norton
they block it.
lol

Friend says:
ay
my cousin said i have to go download avast anti virus
brb

Adrian:
lol k

Friend says:
stop laughing
i have impt. work on this computer

Adrian:
doesnt matter to me does it

Friend says:
ill get your home number
and tell your mum what you did
or dad

Adrian:
go ahead
they aint at home

Friend says:
ADRIAN!
pls help me

Adrian:
haha

Friend says:
zzz
you cant send me a virus and get away wif it

I was sensing that he was getting really really anxious and finally decided that I should hint to him that I was kidding. But yeah. Read on.

Adrian:
take my words with a bucket of salt
an extremely big bucket

Friend says:
bucket of salt?
what do you mean with a bucket of salt?

Adrian:
if you can find out what that means
you know what i have been doing

Friend says:
huh?
your confusing me

Adrian:
thats the point
isnt it

Friend says:
brb dl finished

Adrian:
LOL
nice
avast sucks

Friend says:
it does?

Adrian:
norton ftw

Friend says:
then what should i good?
get

Adrian:
its not free for nothing you know

Friend says:
im updating
bbr
brb

lol. maybe i will tell him. tomorrow. ((: he still doesn't know. haha